it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize