What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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