He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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