Where did you get a picture of my penis
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so let's talk penis.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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