she smelled like a LAN party
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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