He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We are all done wearing pants today
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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