Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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