either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
