hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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