I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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