he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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