Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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