I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
