Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need moral support for this bender
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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