Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
