Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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