In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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