Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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