Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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