Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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