the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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