Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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