He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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