It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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