Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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