i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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