No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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