so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Tornado booty call.. dedication
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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