Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
