My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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