I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I need a burrito and a hug.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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