You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
