yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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