so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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