I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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