"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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