The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I touched a dick in church today
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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