New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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