Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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