What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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