Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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