He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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