i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
