Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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