yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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