I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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