Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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