i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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