Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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