sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Randomize
