I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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