the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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