Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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