32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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