the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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