No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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