i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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