YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
