I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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